Hi kids! By now, most of you have already heard about the Department of Homeland Security’s recent memo regarding right-wing extremists and the danger they pose to our society. You’ve probably heard that these individuals may in fact support such radical and dangerous concepts as:
– limiting the power of the federal government to confiscate your earnings
– private ownership of firearms
– the Constitution of the United States
Now I know you’re probably wondering, “Gee! How can I become an extremist?”
Well, extremists and their sympathizers may include such dangerous groups as white males, war veterans and Ron Paul supporters. So what’s a youngster to do in order to fit in?
Look no further, lads! Barbedwiresmile is here to help with the new and improved “Right-Wing Extremist” Kit. The following pictures have been sanctioned by the Department of Homeland Security (and the Missouri State Police) as “Right-Wing Extremist” paraphernalia! Haven’t you always wanted to own actual “paraphernalia”? Well here’s your chance. Feel free to download the following pictures and share them with your friends! Do so quickly, though. This site could be shut down at any time as advocating “Right-Wing Extremism” which we all know leads to Domestic Terrorism. So don’t miss out!
Barbedwiresmile and the gang would like to thank Janet Napolitano for helping to make this possible.
[Note: Barbedwiresmile would like to remind our friends in the Department of Homeland Security that this is just a joke. Barbedwiresmile in no way endorses right-wing extremism, domestic terrorism, Congressman Ron Paul, the Bill of Rights or the Constitution of the United States of America. I’m hoping our friends in the Department of Homeland Security will take this all in good humor and in no way think I am criticizing their fine department. The Missouri State Police I am less worried about. Unless I am in the State of Missouri. In which case I would like to ensure the State Police that I in no way support the Constitution of the United States and should not be treated as a radical extremist.]