This deserves to be spread around:
Therefore, I have gone to my HR department at work and doubled my allowances on my W-4 from 5 to 10. I’m going to do whatever I need to do to make sure that during the year I pay as close to $0 in income tax as possible. Then in April rather than filing a tax return I’m going to file my personal declaration of independence from the federal government. Not a declaration of independence from the United States but rather from the despotic government that enslaves her.
I realize the consequences this will mean for me and my family (I have two children 10 and 4), but I’m tired. It will be the most meaningful thing, the most important thing, the most patriotic thing that maybe I’ve ever done. I’m finished being an enabler. I’m doing it for my family and all the other families that suffer. I’m doing it for the courageous people that have come before me.